OMG EVERYONE READ THIS! My mom sent it to me and it's so goddamned disgusting!

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN.

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the.... things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years! I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON, TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp again.

Seriously...... URGH. OMG I think I have no appetite. So long never blog and I suddenly blog about stuffs like that. HAHAHA. URGH!!

Maybe, all was once a lie.
Just maybe.
Or for real?

I don't know, and maybe don't ever wanna know.
Maybe this shall be the closing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKYPOOLULUKUCAICAIXUANXUAN!

I love love love uuuuu maxxxxxx, although you're quite noisy sometimes.
But it's okay, cuz I'm noisy too, and Jassshole is the noisiest! HAHAHA.

I know you really like our rocking horse.... RIGHT RIGHT?
Must wear many many times ok! :D

Wheeeeeeee you're old, but I'll turn old SOON too!! So don't worry, I'll join you in the 20s' club before you know it. HAHAH!

:D :D :D :D

I kinda, um, blog too little recently right? Wahahaha. This week has been a madness week, I rushed through 2 projects, did FYP (but uh like I still kinda catch no balls), and 1 assignment. It's craziness but I managed to survive! Tuesday night I only had like, what, 3 hours of sleep?? All because I had to edit the powerpoint. BBS.

Wednesday, after WISP, Van and I were on our way to town and we took 77 which passes through Sixth Avenue. The bus was approaching the bus stop when we heard a really loud BANG on the side of the bus, nearer to the back. Then realised a cyclist langa with the bus. What happened was there were two cyclists cycling towards each other and they langa first, and one of them fell and langa onto the bus. He was bleeding pretty profusely. And the bus driver was super afraid cuz he didn't knock him down at all but he kena this thing. He kept asking everyone in the bus to be his witnesses but so many people didn't wanna help him. Van and I gave our numbers, just in case he needed our help. Damn poor thing lah.

Had lunch with Shane cuz Van went to work already. We haven't had a nice talk for a long time. (: Then I went to Starbucks to emo alone while waiting for Jassshole to end class so that we can go shopping. We. Still. Haven't. Taken. Train. Home. Together. After. Being. Friends. For. Almost. Two. Years. LOL cuz we took 132. HAHA.

Thursday was NRA auditions! Wah lau, super alot of people came down for auditions. And erm Ann took in alot ALOT ALOT man. Had a nice talk with Lav too, hadn't talked for so long too! LOL.

Friday, went to Nicholas' office to collect SINGTEL REDPAC PAY. NNB DAMN LONG!!!! I worked on 1st & 2nd MARCH LEH. Now then give pay sia. HAHAHA. And had dinner with Van at Soup Spoon (for the first time, hahaha). The dunno what Tangy Tomato soup is darn nice. (: We shopped as usual and rawr I think I SPEND TOO MUCH LAH. HOW HOW HOW.

Bought mummy a pair of earrings and she loves it! HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY MUMMY!!!!! :D :D :D

Steamboat at my house on Saturday night! Jassshole, Vicks, Kenneth and Shane came over. We had alot of fun eating! And drinking Absolut Raspberri + Sprite. Kenneth added so much vodka and it really tasted SO HORRIBLE!!! OMG. Mine was nice. (: Watched Superheroes and its TOTALLY SHIT. Heng it's a DVD. And of course, camwhoring in my room + watching dance videos. Small gathering like that also quite fun, right? :D

Met up with Majella on Sunday for Kbox AGAIN! We always go Kbox when we meet up. HAHA. AND FORGET TO TAKE PHOTO LAH! RAWR! So emo. I psycho-ed her to buy 3 necklaces. Keep saying nice. But nice leh! HAHAHAH.

Nb, I like talking to myself. ANYWAY! Bet you all miss my face. I haven't posted pictures of me FOR A LONG LONG TIME. WAHAHHA. And I'm too lazy to edit photos, so mostly unedited ah. HAHAHA. I actually haven't seemed to post photos for the whole year leh. Cuz my New Year photos are unedited. LOL!


Singtel Redpac @Compass Point


Now you see Sharon.


Now you don't.


Me with the MANY MANY MANY balloons we inflated. LOL.


SAP Reception @OneDegree15, Sentosa









We just keep camwhoring. HAHAHAHAHA.


FANTAZIA 2008




ANN!


SHANE!


VICKS!


SUSU! I made that rose she's wearing! (:

Sorry, I'm quite lazy to post pics with more people, because alot I really look shitty. And I'm too lazy to photoshop them! HAHAHA.


My choreographers! (:


STEFFI for her showcase!


WANGQIN for her showcase!


YVONNE for Wei Wu Du Zun!


WEI WU DU ZUN!!!


PEOPLE WHO CAME!


JASSSHOLE!


DYN BABY!


DYN BABY, JEREMY (OMG YOU POUT!), WEIHAO!




ALICIA, SHARON, MAJELLA!


DE-shy-WEI, KEL-谁受得了-VIN, LE-fishballs-WIS, NI-so emo-CK, CHEE-wilson-TIONG, CHES-c-TER, YI-mr ong-JIE!




VAN!


BESTIE BIRTHDAYS!



























RIVER ISLAND!








ADIDAS!


BEN & JERRY'S@THE CATHAY




Alicia, me, Majella, Mel.


Guidesssssssss!


New friend found!


The Cedar Guides Treasurers! T1 & T2!


I look like a teacher, RIGHT RIGHT??


STEAMBOAT@MY HUMBLE HOME


Prawny soup.


Jas, stop moving!


Fingerlickin' good!


Prawn-peeling.


Cute!


Stoning.


Vicks why u have same pose!


Kenneth can't even put his prawns down for a picture. LOL.




VicksHole.


Vickshole and my sis.


YAY PEOPLE!


She's trying to make her eyes cock.


Jas, stop moving lah!


HMV. Hole, Mins, Vicks.


Like a family photo sia.


Eat finish liao wanna emo. LOL.


Nice smile!


Why you like to tilt your head? LOL.


Yeah, you can fly. I know you can!


Where's he looking?


At my sister's big eyes.


Ultimate prawny soup.


吃完了没有??


My Roxy phone charms & keys.


Vicks's Patrick not in focus!


Shane's towel. And my cute colourful fan thingy!


He's so engrossed!


Big fat dirty pig.


Part of my PPG bedsheet. HAHA!


My many things.


The Roxy thing again!


Er loads of clothes HAHA.


All watching videos!


LOL to Kenneth & Vicks!


Okay I'm damn retarded.


Vicks too! HAHAHA.


Those Mac toys!


Eh LOL to you two again. HAHA.


PPG BEDSHEET! I like. (:


She loves my hotpink nail polish.


Oooooh yeah I don't have time to shop! Like real.


Dead on the bed.


WHEEEEEEE!


Twist!


Act model!


Which/who is prettier? My camera case or Jassshole? HAHAHA!


I have a big nose.


EEEEEEKS.


Toot.


Shane's wasted?


I EAT YOU! Jassshole goes 哎哟,真的是伤脑筋哦!


My nose is huge.


Jas acts cute.


I act cute.


Shane wants to crawl.


Shane acts cute.


He tries to bboy.


Freeze!


Why's he looking at me like that?


I always have THAT many tabs open on my taskbar. LOL.


Love the aperture. F1.8!


Anyway people, I've done about 5 entries for my photoshoots at my Livejournal.
Feel free to take a look and comment ok? (Remember to login, I'm afraid of anonymous people!)
Malaysia trip and Japan trip photos will be posted there, when I have time to start editing. :D