version 30; feat. BoA

Working at IT show is really really tiring to the ultimate max lah! This blog entry is mainly to COMPLAIN about some people I was working with. Makes me go ZZZZZZZZ but I still wanna rant! I'm just gonna talk about the promoters at my Challenger booth for Seagate. The rest of the people were okay. LOL.

Okay, there are 3 fatties (don't really care if you all read this, which I think, highly impossible), 1 ahbeng-JJLin lookalike, 1 girl, 1 other guy which I didn't talk to for the 4 days, Yijie, and me at Challenger booth. Nick at Fuwell booth right beside our booth.

Fatty Number 1:
Sibei annoying person. He kept thinking he's like damn cool and all. So what if you were my senior in ECE. Big f*** lah. You graduate like how many years ago still wanna talk. So old already you different era already man. We call Digital Electronics DEL and you call in DE, kinda proves how long ago you were there. And this person go army already still so fat. Sorry I damn zer er but I don't care.

He kept calling me Xiaomei. OH PLEASE!!! Who wanna be your Xiaomei lah! I will only forever be Kelvin's Xiaomei. And SI TIKO. He tried to put his arm around my shoulder. ZOMGSXZ OKAY! Nabei so disgusting. I kept siam siam siam.

And he think I stupid one la. Always think I don't know about price changes. Actually I always know all the news damn fast one. He always book the counter there and fight for people's customers. Then I go kope his customer and he gave me that "HE IS MY CUSTOMER" face. Wth, he kope more customers of all of us than we kope his la. Still keep kpkb. He like to boss people around also. Stand there ask people do things but never ownself do.

(Later I elaborate on those issues that includes some other people, LOL)

Fatty Number 2:
Another bossy guy but not as bad as the above but he still pissed me off quite a bit. I bought my 1TB HDD, and he said "buy so big for what? You plan to partition? If you don't partition the HDD will _________ (fill in blanks, I can't remember the term)." It sounds ok, but super not ok. His tone really pissed me off. I buy HDD your problem meh. Give so many comments for what.

And then this person super don't look like Chee Hong Kia but actually damn Chee Hong Kia. Friday Van came to find me, and she was helping me give out flyers (LOLOL so cutezors). Then this person came to me and said "your friend quite pretty leh". This is still ok la, later more ultimate. She left around 1.5 hours later and he said again "wah, never help me take her number (I'm thinking I have her number what, take from her for what LOL.)" So I told him she has a boyfriend and he told me so what. So I don't care, jitao shoot him that she likes tall guys at least 186cm cuz that person is short. LOL. He gave me a sian face after that.

Then on Saturday, from start of work he kept asking for my number but I refused. He couldn't give me a reason as to why I should give it to him so I shouldn't right. HAHA. From work start till work end he kept asking. But I still didn't give. Then on Sunday he jitao don't really dare to talk to me liao. Think he paiseh. HAHA.

Fatty Number 3:
This one at first I still found him okay, but as days go by he got really really irritating. He quite haolian and all. Live in private estate so what? He doesn't know the real meaning of "those living in HDB are the richest". LOLLL. Anyway he's super ultimate vulgar cuz he keeps cursing and swearing for nothing (ok I do too but alot less, I swear!). He even 'scolded' (not really scold but I don't know what word to replace that) me "fuck you". I'm like "no way I don't want to". LOL.

Jabez just complained to me that this person is very rude too. At first Jabez was waiting for me to get to him cuz he wanted to buy from me but I was serving another customer, so this person went over to him. And he told Jabez "wanna buy come and find me". Jabez is really pissed off because he didn't even said PLEASE. And yes, cuz I also think he's rude.

At first I thought he okay ma, so he asked for my email to add me so I gave it to him. Then he talk to me online he kept pestering me to give him my blog link. What for right. He just couldn't stop pestering me so much so that I have the urge to block him. LOL. Then next day he still complain to me that he got no means of entertainment cuz I didn't give him my link. What the hell, my blog is a means of entertainment meh. I'm not Xiaxue ok.

Ahbeng:
Okay I say he look like ahbeng because he say I look like ahlian. WTH!!! Omg. How can I look like ahlian? I'm like sooooooooo angmoh. Nahhhhh just kidding! But omg I'm so not an ahlian. And this beng quite nice leh. Although he sold many many sets of HDD (like, 83 sets on his last day), he never boasted to me. He always ask me to jiayou jiayou. Anddddddd he say I look like..... Argh I can't say it. Think you all know lah if you all heard people say I look like who. LOL.

This beng is quite prominent. When I went for interview the time I already noticed him cuz his hair is so not normal. Like quite long. Then when go training, his hair suddenly the fringe become blond. Makes him even more prominent. HAHA. His product knowledge is like WOW. I ask him anything he also know. Damn pro.

The girl:
She's overall quite okay, but a bit irritating sometimes. There's an incentive for those who get top sales for each day. The person will get a $20 Coffee Bean card. She kept going on and on about how many sales she got and that she thinks she's going to get the card. And also, she kept going "wo de boyfriend" here, "wo de boyfriend" there. Wah lau. Makes me annoyed. I hope she doesn't get the card. HAHA. (I'm so mean.)

Nothing much to say about the quiet guy. HAHA.

Yijie:
Totally siao person man omg. He and Nick and me got a few times stand at the same area so we'll kinda start to crap. Then Yijie asked me "hey how many you sold?". I told him the amount and it's more than his at that time. Then he said again "wah lau, I don't be friend with you already. Don't be friends with all of you. Only be friends with Nick, cuz he sold less than me." Hahahahaha omg la! Super funny. And when I buying my 1TB, I going to fill in my own form but then he go fill in his and ask me let him do my business. But I say don't want cuz I wanna earn my own commission! Then he said "wah, don't be friends liao la. Like that lor." HAHA. Always use this line but damn funny lah.

Nick:
This one damn funny also. Keep purposely stand in front of me to block me so that he can snatch all the customers cuz he quite tall. HAHA. But he damn nice, everyday got sweets also treat us. HAHA. Funny thing is that his Fuwell booth must go early at 11am, but he tell Yijie he wanna be late then end up he late by about 50 mins, just 10mins before IT show opens. HAHAHA.

Okay now the issues!
There was a time when it was me, beng, and fatty number 2 talking. Then beng suddenly said "you really look like ahlian lah!" Then I said "I'm not an ahlian, super not ahlian, definitely not an ahlian, totally not an ahlian" and I went on and on lah. Then Fatty number 1 he was eavesdropping on us and he turned around and said "but you look like one, act like one, talk like one". I was so effing pissed off! WTF! Nobody asked for his effing opinion!! Wah lau eh. I really wanted to tell him to STFU man. Sooooooooooo irritating.

And then after I bought my 1TB, they all asking me what I store. I said dance videos (of BoA, but I reckon they don't know who's she cuz although she's popular, they're stupid). And the Fatty number 3 said "aiya don't bluff la, it's to store Edison videos right." WTF. Not funny please. Then Fatty number 1 said "you sure is just videos? Not erotic videos?" THIS ONE TO MY LIMIT ALREADY. INSULTING ME SIA. WTF. Then I just shouted at them "随你们大小便". Not like I care, I'm not gonna see them ever again. And it's totally not funny. Fatty number 3 apologized but it's not sincere so I still very buay song him. Fatty Number 1 totally PISS ME OFF! I super cannot stand Fatty Number 1.

Oh oh, then my booth got 6 guys 2 girls ma (the promoters). When the show end, ALL don't know siam go where. Leave Yijie moving the goods at first. The permanant staff moving also, but super not enough people lah. End up it's me helping. Goods leh. I move goods. Wth. All the guys died la. I know if ahbeng there he'll help but his last day was on Saturday cuz I think he go overseas. LOL. Then later they all come back see us still moving they also don't help. Damn selfish. The lady boss praised us man! Damn happy. And still say they buay zi dong. HAHA I hear already I feel damn shuang. LOL.

AND. Total 4 colleagues say I look like ____. Haiz.

Okay so much so for all the rantings. It's overall pretty fun working cuz I get to talk to many people, till I can get a mild sore throat. HAHA. Some customers I met are really nice, but some are really.... Zzzzzzzz to the max.

Talk about nice customers first. Got this peh peh, he very funny lah. He said his profession is to repair HDDs or something. And he said must do some checks but he reckons I won't remember how to do, so he asked me to give him my email and he'll send me email on what to do. I gave it to him but forgot about it after that. Then today, I received his email! OMG. Super nice. I thought he say say only. And he also say he buy HDD from me (although only 80GB, $1 commission) cuz he think I cute. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay maybe he's a paedophile but I earned my commission so who cares!

Then got these 3 middle aged men. They super funny.
Man 1: I think I wanna get a large capacity HDD.
Man 2: You want such a big HDD for what? Store Edison Chen's photos ah?
Man 1: Eh I want Edison's photos for what? You think I gay ah? I want the photos of those girls he took photos with!

LOLL!!!!! Super funny right! Although the convo only between 2 of them, we were all laughing together there lah! HAHAHA.

Got this uncle, he really really pissed me off too. OMG. He wasted like 1hour of my time! I could have gotten more customers + commission if he wasn't so irritating. Luckily he buy a $5 comm one from me if not I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel him. Why was he irritating? Okay he wanted to know if the HDD could do auto-sync everytime he created a new file. He wanted me to demo it to him but then the HDD was password protected cuz somebody accidentally put one to it. So he told me to remove it. Okay I did but the process took SO long. He die die also wanna see it lah. WTH sia. From there waste like 1/2 hour of my time already. Then after that he gave up and he knew he was taking up alot of my time and that he'd better buy one from me. BUT. HE WANTED TO WAIT FOR IT TO HAVE HOURLY SPECIAL. WAH LAU EH! I wait so long also can't clinch the deal. Then of course I don't know whether will have hourly special or not ma. So he wanted to wait and asked me to call him when the hourly special comes. FINALLY IT CAME OMG. And he bought. And I think he a bit perverted also. Quite scary because he called me even after I closed the deal with him but I didn't answer. Next day HE CALLED AGAIN. Wah lau. Scared the shit out of me.

MANY MANY PEOPLE CAME TO VISIT ME!!!! So sweet of you all! Some by coincidence though! Thursday, Tzeyin, Qisi, Gongs and Jerlyn came! They came when I about to end work, so I just chatted with them till closing! Then they went to shop shop while I joined them after my debrief. Super fun catching up and taking train with them! And must congratulate Tzeyin for doing SO DAMN WELL for her A'levels! I also met this colleague whom I was working with at Hitachi Tower in September. HAHA. My classmate also saw us and even brought friends to buy from me and Yijie! HAHA. Sorry Nick!

Friday Vanessa and Dewei came! Vanessa even helped me to give out flyers as I mentioned earlier. For quite long! And we even chat with ahbeng and some fatties. LOL. Dewei bought 80GB from me and Yijie was very sad that he said don't wanna be friends again. HAHA. Dewei damn nice too, he wanted to buy Starbucks for me! Sooooo nice lor. But no place to put, and confirm all melt one so better don't buy. HAHA.

Saturday Jabez came, as I mentioned! He damn nice cuz he waited for me and bought from me! YAY! Wilson also came to disturb us. HAHA.

Sunday Dyn baby came with Howie! HAPPY HAPPY! Then I told her about all those weird colleagues that I have. LOL. Huihui also came! This woman, 5As for A'levels! Omg super pro! Hope guides can have chalet! (: And this guy who's also one of my colleagues when I did that bus job last time also bought HDD from me. HAHA his dad very funny, cuz when they bought the HDD no more free gift, so his dad asked me to give my number as the free gift. HAHA. AND AND Jeremy also bought HDD from me and even asked a friend to buy from me too!! (Jeremy that was your friend right?) And Jeremy kept coming to disturb me after the show ended. HAHA. Then Tzeyin came again on last day, this time with Emmeline and Xiany!! Wah lau I super long never see them too! Super happy lah!

Last person I saw at IT show was the most ultimate. I was serving a customer, then when just ended, Yijie tapped my shoulder and said "HEY your friend here to visit you!" I was like who who? And he said "your FRIEND lah!" Then I knew it. You all know who? OMG. The answer is..................................... AH GOON! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! SO FUNNY LA!! AHAHAHA. But I only saw Ahgoon's backview! LOLLL.

IT show food was....
Thursday's: Not bad.
Friday's: SHITTY.
Saturday's: AWESOME!
Sunday's: Quite awesome too!

And I saved alot of money during IT show, because all meals provided! YAY!

Okay I think finally I've finished typing this post. LOL! Be happy about it! Although it's so wordy. HAHAHA.