Day 1
My sis with MICKEY!
Me and MICKEY!
Mickey says YES to GRAPES!
Mickey is only slightly taller than RMB$100!
2am, mum's tired.
2am, dad's yawning (freakily I just heard him yawn now!!)
Heh Mickey!
She's excited.
Well, the boarding pass looks like a receipt.
The empty boarding room. Of course la cos 6am leh.
I'm not allowed to take pictures here! But I secretly did anyway.
Tigerrrrrr
Tiny plane. 6 seats per row, 30 rows only.
They are still damn awake.
But my eyes are half-closed already. LOOK AT MY DISGUSTING EYEBAGS!
It's dawn.
Sleep still can twist. ACT SLEEP ONE.
Ya like got ppl sleep with tongue out. LOL.
Idk why but this scene is damn nice! It's like some mirror image of the sun's rays.
This is the immigration card we had to fill in.
Hello??? We're aliens???
Immigration. I GOT FREAKING STOPPED AT THE IMMIGRATION! Wtf???!?!? They thought I tore pages out of my passport. Kept flipping around to check. Wtf lor. Got page number leh see will know already what! Stupid sia.
Got wolfberry!! I love wolfberry!!!! HAHA. But this is my sister's though.
Mine's some onion ribs noodles.
Day 2
All the birds lined up on the railings and steps!
I love this pic, but my dad just had to spoil it. ):
Talking bird! It can say LAO BAN NIN HAO. Quite geyan.
Hate the parrots cos they're freaking huge!!
Cutie!
Loads of cuties!
Mum's brave.
Dad's brave too.
This totally reminds me of NDP where the 5 planes will fly in 5 directions. HAHA.
Cutie!
Cutie!!
Ugly.
My sis always does bodoh expressions and poses.
Funny coloured chicken.
SKINNY CHICKEN! Actually it's a fighting cock I think.
No idea what's this.
Botak butts of ostriches!
Hi friend.
Like snake head.
Bird star theater and Bathing dragon pond.
Okay our really small tour group of 6 people and the tour guide.
Writing of some wishes.
To be hung on the tree.
Mum looks damn cute in this cap can?!?!?!?
Like some resort. But actually it's a hotel!
Jumping pictures as usual.....
Goh Chok Tong!
Lee Kuan Yew!
And he looks like a newscaster in this photo lol. No offence to Lee Kuan Yew ok!
Jade Belt Beach!!
The Ao Dragon.
The big tour groups gotta take this slow moving ferry.
As for us...
We took a speedboat! (Ignore my ugly hair and expression)
My sis is an official from olden days! Look at her hat!
Mum's rich! She has a BIG yuan bao!
Dad too! Give me!!!
Yay me scholar (in my dreams and this pic)!
ME RICH!! Muahahahahha.
Yay rich parents.
My sis loves to do this jumping pose.
HEY there!
BOA!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Hotel outlook!
Our nice beds!
Big ass bathroom.
Boat House Coffee, Tropical Fruit House, Fishing By A Lake and Pleasure Boat.
Good English!!
I love this photo.
My sis is retarded....
Pardon my constipated face.
Camwhoring with our dear soft toys!
Day 3
Huge ass peacock.
Look at the China dudes and dudettes. They all wear the same stupid ugly suit!!! Like as though it's damn cool and nice! (Those blue suits)
I heard a rumour....
Some woman wearing ancient attire.
They have damn big joss sticks.
Hotel on the hill, in temple grounds.
The ah pek on the left is like 101 years old, and he remarried at 87 and produced 2 sons and 1 daughter shortly after. WTF?!?!?! Those should be his great-grandchildren lor!
Huge Guanyin.
Dad jumps too? Zomg.
Red swastika.
HUGE.
We're guanyins at heart.
Guanyin's hand.
Lovely coke on a freaking hot day.
My best companion. AIRCON!!
This production have long history (did you mean 'has a long history'?), and used Hainan Xinglong pure coffee beans as raw materials (lol, raw materials? majiam I drinking something from a mine), adopted the advanced process from well-baking to produced, the taste is lubrication and mellow the aroma is rich (I TOTALLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS SENTENCE HAHAHAHAHAHA), also is a fashion (didn't know drinking coffee is fashionable!) and health drink.
You don't know how much I laughed when my sis showed me this!! HAHA!
Foot soaking and massage!!!
Some performance thingy we watched at this pretty nice place.
The turtles are damn funny! Cos they lie on skateboards and pretended to be swimming! HAHA!
Amazing shit they bite something in their mouths that's connected with each other! Omg.
This one is damn amazing cos it's like what? 5 chairs plus a podium below???
This act is my favourite! Cos that wheel thingy kept turning round and round and those guys just kept running round on those circles!
Sexy girls.
Finale.
Day 4
Ku Ding Tea.
The girl who told us all about tea.
This cup is damn cool cos the dragon will turn from black to red when you pour the tea into it! It's like those moodrings thing.
Top grade Pu'er tea.
Silk!
The poor silkworm.
The silkworms' cocoons.
Love this design! How I wished I could have this silk cover as my blanket.....
Sis and AIRCON!
Hi housefly.
These ahmas had tattoos all over their bodies. We were told that they were tattooed so that the Japanese soldiers wouldn't take them away and rape them during the Japanese Occupation. I can't imagine myself having a tattoo OMG and I don't want one!
Coconut juice here is damn nice!
Human Monkey! Wait what am I saying?? We ARE monkeys anyway. At least, we're monkeys' decendents. This guy climbed up the coconut tree in like 5seconds?? OMG. And he slided down in 1 second. Crazy.
The deers like my mum.
One with antlers!
Can you see my mum???
There she is!
The tattooed women.
Pretty cute flowers!
This annoying bug kept bugging me (literally) in the tourvan!! =\
Noisy goose. Its call is damn annoying but fun to imitate!
Yalong = Geylang.
MUM JUMPS!!! Look at her constipated face haha!
Again this pose.
Hi we're the housefly sisters.
Crazy girl feeding her Chatterbox with wasabi fish crackers.
This is the freaking scary room!
Day 5
NICE ROOM! With bolsters omg I totally can't sleep without them!
Not many pics on Day 5 cos it was shopping day!
Day 6
The 2nd door to the bathroom! Can see?
Hi sis hammie and mickey!
I look funny.
I jumped but she didn't.
She jumped and I didn't.
Yay finally we both did!
Hugging hammie and mickeyyyy.
The nicey ice lolly with lemon and orange flavour. Me like tangy food!
Hi crazy girl.
Sad face.
YAY hap cos reaching SG!! HAHAHHA.
End of post! Glad you saw through this. :D
